Amy Coney Barrett is an Actual Handmaid

I wish I was joking

My suspicions were first aroused when Amy Coney Barrett — and do you mind if I just refer to her from now on as “ACB”? I have my health to consider — when ACB remarked, a propos the MO of Supreme Court Justices, “We’re not just a bunch of partisan hacks!”

I will now share with you a piece of the hard-earned wisdom of my sixty-six years…