Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates

David Roddis
4 min readAug 5, 2022
Kyrsten: Mistress of the Dems!

With a startling and cynical manoeuvre that has left the Democratic congress in tatters, Kyrsten Sinema — miffed when Chuck Schumer advised her, via text: “No third-act redemption for YOU, Little Miss Stonewall, I’m gonna play with the cool kids from now on! Nyaaaaah!” — decided to send everyone at the Capitol a message they wouldn’t soon forget.

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David Roddis

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