For God’s Sake, Don’t Look in Your Stocking

Twenty-twenty has been just one great, big lump of coal.

David Roddis

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Flagellation: The true spirit of Christmas

Remember when you were a kid, you used to get The Christmas Talk? Be a good girl, a nice boy, or Santa will put a lump of coal in your stocking.

And you just rolled your eyes.

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David Roddis

Cartloads of liberal, gay, witty Canadian snark. Please note that aging is involuntary, not an ill-advised decision I made. He/Him/His. Yours if you're rich.