John Tory’s Heart is “Broken”

Just dim the lights on your way out, dude.

Working like a Trojan — I wonder, does that mean a soldier from ancient Troy? With the horse? Or the prophylactic? I can never decide — pulling together the latest collection of my writing, and even though it’s really a simple task of deciding on my best, funniest material, do not for one moment think that I will settle for anything being easy in my life. I demand a challenge. Things must be hard to achieve.