Joy to the World, Unless You’re Dead
in which case, congratulations.
10 min readDec 27, 2021
Merry Coronadays, readers! Are you dead yet? No? What’s holding you up, and what can I do to encourage you? Because the latest stats show that you should be, with a standard deviation of ±3 percentage points. Get with the program and do your part, so everyone can be right about something.