Ten reasons it’s great to be Canadian

just off the top of my head, currently covered with a tuque

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  • Get the little lady to sign her uterus over the the Conservatives and receive a limited-edition baseball cap that says, “My handmaid pledged her womb will U2?”
  • “Canadian Celebrity: Race to Oblivion”
  • “Super Frank Gehry-O”
  • “Save Toronto Waterfront! Trash Toronto Waterfront”
  • “Snub the Rich Asian”
  • “Honey, I Lost the Indigenous Women”
  • Sidewalk Labs’ “Googleopolis,” our future center of government, the office where you’ll go to pay-per-service when you want electricity or an ambulance, and headquarters of “STASI.”
  • Formerly the Ontario Legislature, this jaw-dropping piece of priceless Romanesque Revival granite architecture that we forgot to tear down is now the sumptuous private playground of Doug Ford and his entire extended family!

Artist, writer, polymath Canadian. MY BOOK’s title is so ridiculously long it won’t fit here, but you can find out all about it on my blog, slowpainful.com

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