The Poor Get Poorer, the Rich Get Kardashian

Q: How many narcissists does it take to sew Kim Kardashian into Marilyn’s “Happy Birthday, Mister President” dress?

A: That’s weird… I could have sworn I heard the sound… of someone else’s…. voice…?

Ukraine? What war in Ukraine? That’s sooooo last week! Our attention spans, like our imaginations, have shrunk like boiled mohair and we’ve moved on, Murgatroyd…

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I’m the old gay guy your mother warned you about. I have a book you can buy, a blog you can visit, and a cartload of Canadian snark. https://slowpainful.com

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David Roddis

David Roddis

I’m the old gay guy your mother warned you about. I have a book you can buy, a blog you can visit, and a cartload of Canadian snark. https://slowpainful.com