Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie

You know what’s even worse? We wanted her to.

Countess Rottweiler

We’ve learned a lot during the over-not-over pandemic-race-riot all-in-one Fellini-carnival-with-bearded-lady slow-motion catastrophe we’ve struggled through over the past, how long has it been? Somewhere between forever and a lifetime, I estimate.